Here’s your chance to break that record.

I’m not a huge fan of Mike Myers but I have enjoyed his past movies. I did not enjoy this one. For the first 15-20 minutes the jokes were bland and reused. It was actually quite sad hearing the same joke which I first heard in highschool from our cafeteria’s cook. It just seemed like a mash-up of stupid jokes randomly scattered throughout a horrible storyline.

I know it’s going to be a bad movie when I can predict the ending after meeting the cast in the first 5 minutes of it starting. Anyways, I can rant about how much I thought this was a shitty film, but I won’t. Even thinking about this movie pisses me off. So I’m going to summarize:

Funniest moment: When I made a joke about how horrible the film was to my friend.

Most memorable moment: The gay jokes. How fucking innapropriate. I’m not gay, but I’d be offended if I were. Very memorable, but not in a good way.

And dun dun dun…the best part of the movie was when it ended.

Game. Set. Match. This movie fucking sucked.

Edit: Apparently Mike Myers is gay. I suppose he can make gay jokes now, but he’s still not exempt from making shitty movies.