When Candid Chats Attack

Preface: You will be offended if you read this post. This chat began when my friend saw my msn name which hailed the awesomeness that which is Skyflakes.

[12:20 AM] will: i, as well, am fond of skyflakes
[12:20 AM] Buyco: i love them to bits
[12:20 AM] Buyco: to crumbs maybe
[12:20 AM] will: though i love arrowroot more
[12:20 AM] Buyco: ive never tried
[12:21 AM] will: you’re officially 2 lbs heavier
[12:21 AM] will: because thats 2 lbs of suck you’ve just added to yourself
[12:21 AM] Buyco: damnit
[12:21 AM] Buyco: i need to go to the gym
[12:21 AM] Buyco: or have some arrowroot
[12:21 AM] will: arrowroot is like
[12:21 AM] will: .. eating cookies
[12:21 AM] will: that crunch if you want them to
[12:21 AM] will: but they melt if you want htem to as well
[12:22 AM] Buyco: zomg
[12:22 AM] Buyco: i know what arrowroot is
[12:22 AM] will: they’re brown
[12:22 AM] will: and sweet
[12:22 AM] will: and have a baby onthe box
[12:22 AM] Buyco: they’re those baby crackers right
[12:22 AM] Buyco: those are bomb
[12:22 AM] will: now you’re 3lbs lighter
[12:22 AM] Buyco: im bulemic
[12:22 AM] Buyco: i just lost 3 lbs
[12:22 AM] will: -1lb because they’re digestive cookies
[12:22 AM] will: that make you crap
[12:22 AM] will: a pound of crap
[12:23 AM] Buyco: holy
[12:23 AM] Buyco: i cant believe this new diet
[12:23 AM] Buyco: its.
[12:23 AM] Buyco: incredible
[12:23 AM] will: puts regular yoyo diet to shame
[12:23 AM] Buyco: i need to buy some arrowroot
[12:23 AM] will: if i ever went on the biggest loser
[12:23 AM] will: i’d just eat arrow root cookies all day
[12:23 AM] will: and not listen to the whore bag trainers
[12:23 AM] Buyco: haha
[12:24 AM] Buyco: they’re digestive crackers
[12:24 AM] Buyco: different category than skyflakes
[12:24 AM] will: it doesnt matter
[12:24 AM] will: mr christie doesnt need to try so hard
[12:24 AM] will: with his rainbow bullshit
[12:24 AM] Buyco: if that were the case, then ketchup chips win
[12:25 AM] will: and double choco fudge packer cookies
[12:25 AM] will: or oreo-anything
[12:25 AM] Buyco: or cock meat sandwiches
[12:25 AM] will: or seamen peni dipped in semen
[12:26 AM] Buyco: multiple penii
[12:26 AM] Buyco: touché
[12:26 AM] Buyco: have you seen “forgetting sarah marshall”
[12:26 AM] will: no, touché mine
[12:26 AM] Buyco: well, you need to
[12:26 AM] Buyco: its hilarious
[12:26 AM] will: and i have seen it
[12:26 AM] Buyco: too much raw cock in that movie
[12:26 AM] Buyco: but it was still funny
[12:26 AM] will: though that penis scene was a little long
[12:27 AM] will: it was shockingly funny
[12:27 AM] will: then.. they kept it on screen
[12:27 AM] will: good thing it was at a crappy part of the movie where dialog doesn’t matter
[12:27 AM] Buyco: yes
[12:27 AM] Buyco: id have to say that movie was a pleasant surprise
[12:27 AM] Buyco: unlike the love guru
[12:27 AM] Buyco: fuck
[12:27 AM] will: im a fan of hte apatows
[12:27 AM] Buyco: i hate that movie so much
[12:27 AM] Buyco: apatows?
[12:27 AM] Buyco: whats an apatow
[12:28 AM] will: those are the doods that made that movie
[12:28 AM] will: and the mclovin one
[12:28 AM] Buyco: what other movies have they done
[12:28 AM] Buyco: superbad
[12:28 AM] will: yah
[12:28 AM] will: and the knocked up
[12:28 AM] Buyco: knocked up was stupid
[12:28 AM] Buyco: really didnt like that movie
[12:28 AM] will: and 40 yr old vergin
[12:28 AM] will: i liked it
[12:28 AM] will: it had its moments
[12:28 AM] Buyco: it did
[12:28 AM] will: 40 yr old virgin was like 40 mins too long
[12:28 AM] Buyco: true
[12:29 AM] Buyco: 40yr old virgin was still contunally entertaining
[12:29 AM] Buyco: i just thought knocked up was too long
[12:29 AM] Buyco: so many awkward moments
[12:29 AM] will: lol really?
[12:29 AM] will: i fell asleep during 40yr old virgin
[12:29 AM] Buyco: yaeh, i hate it when there’s silence in movies
[12:29 AM] Buyco: and i hate run on jokes
[12:29 AM] will: oh lol
[12:29 AM] Buyco: maybe i need to watch knocked up again
[12:30 AM] Buyco: give it another chance
[12:30 AM] will: i liked knocked up, not as much as sarah marshall
[12:30 AM] will: u need to give the love guru another chance
[12:30 AM] Buyco: i was so surprised… i thought the sarah marshall movie would be stupid
[12:30 AM] Buyco: fuck off
[12:30 AM] Buyco: have u seen it?
[12:30 AM] will: FUCK ON.
[12:30 AM] will: no
[12:30 AM] will: thats why you should watch it again for me
[12:30 AM] Buyco: ha
[12:30 AM] will: and text me during it
[12:30 AM] will: so i can experience it
[12:30 AM] Buyco: fuck .. u couldnt pay me to watch it
[12:30 AM] Buyco: oh dude
[12:30 AM] will: without experience it
[12:30 AM] Buyco: ok for that, i’ll do it
[12:30 AM] Buyco: ill go on my phone
[12:30 AM] Buyco: and talk to you
[12:30 AM] Buyco: and explain everything
[12:30 AM] will: lol
[12:30 AM] Buyco: and make the movie more entertaining for everyone there
[12:30 AM] will: “and now he’s indian”
[12:31 AM] will: “and now he’s talking indian”
[12:31 AM] Buyco: i’m sure they’d like my jokes better than mr austin powers
[12:31 AM] will: “and now SUCK.”
[12:31 AM] will: “and now its over”
[12:31 AM] Buyco: “and now he’s making a gay midget joke”
[12:31 AM] will: he makes a gay midget joke?
[12:31 AM] Buyco: there were some really awkward jokes
[12:31 AM] will: that’s so 2001
[12:31 AM] Buyco: like… “whoa, did he just say that”
[12:31 AM] Buyco: whenever u have a chance
[12:31 AM] Buyco: http://www.slate.com/id/2193942/
[12:31 AM] will: u know what’s an awkward joke?
[12:31 AM] will: the iphone
[12:31 AM] Buyco: listen to the mp3 review
[12:31 AM] Buyco: haha
[12:32 AM] Buyco: burn on rogers
[12:32 AM] Buyco: and on the 300 clowns that lined up
[12:32 AM] Buyco: when there were only 100 in stock
[12:32 AM] will: lol
[12:32 AM] will: why do ppl want that phone so bad?
[12:32 AM] will: i dont understand
[12:32 AM] Buyco: i can understand
[12:32 AM] Buyco: its an all-in-one
[12:32 AM] Buyco: but the pricing, and service is disgusting
[12:32 AM] Buyco: rogers sucks more dick than the love guru
[12:32 AM] Buyco: and the love guru sucks a lot of dick
[12:33 AM] will: nothing wrong with dick sucking
[12:33 AM] Buyco: look it up
[12:33 AM] Buyco: well, male sucking male dick
[12:33 AM] Buyco: male squared + dick sucking
[12:33 AM] will: or ass fucking -> dick sucking
[12:33 AM] will: where rogers does the fucking
[12:34 AM] will: and the rest of the morons eat the shit
[12:34 AM] will: on a dick
[12:34 AM] will: and lets make the rest of the morons men
[12:34 AM] will: so its gay
[12:34 AM] Buyco: holy
[12:34 AM] Buyco: fuck blogging, we should just publish our msn chats

I’ll be surprised if you were not offended. I’ll be even more surprised if you were not offended and not already one of my close friends.