What was the worst movie you’ve ever seen in your life? Think about it.
Here’s your chance to break that record.
I’m not a huge fan of Mike Myers but I have enjoyed his past movies. I did not enjoy this one. For the first 15-20 minutes the jokes were bland and reused. It was actually quite sad hearing the same joke which I first heard in highschool from our cafeteria’s cook. It just seemed like a mash-up of stupid jokes randomly scattered throughout a horrible storyline.
I know it’s going to be a bad movie when I can predict the ending after meeting the cast in the first 5 minutes of it starting. Anyways, I can rant about how much I thought this was a shitty film, but I won’t. Even thinking about this movie pisses me off. So I’m going to summarize:
Funniest moment: When I made a joke about how horrible the film was to my friend.
Most memorable moment: The gay jokes. How fucking innapropriate. I’m not gay, but I’d be offended if I were. Very memorable, but not in a good way.
And dun dun dun…the best part of the movie was when it ended.
Game. Set. Match. This movie fucking sucked.
Edit: Apparently Mike Myers is gay. I suppose he can make gay jokes now, but he’s still not exempt from making shitty movies.
Designer, developer, and excellent napper.
What!? He’s gay, and that makes it OK to make gay jokes that wouldn’t have been OK if he were straight?
In that case I just got righteously pissed at how he made fun of us straight guys with his ridiculous antics as Austin Powers. How DARE he?!
Do check out Slate’s Spoiler Special about The Love Guru, it’s funny stuff
(the mp3 version, anyway, I haven’t read the article form of the review) http://www.slate.com/id/2193942/
Ha, yeah that was pretty funny. I haven’t read the article, I just listened to the review. Odd that I found the actual review funnier than the movie itself. They talked about one point in the movie which I can’t agree with more…that being the awkward silent moments after someone would make a stupid joke.
It felt like having dinner with your family, then bringing a friend along who did nothing but make inappropriate jokes the entire evening.
Keep up the nice work! Look forward to reading more from you in the future. I think it will be also nice if you add “send to email” tool so people can forward the articles to their friends easily.